This is what misery looks like

My poor baby. Note: my skeletor veins running through my hands and arms. Yes, they're disgusting. I've always looked like this. You should see me when I'm pregnant. They almost turn blue. That's also a nice piece of carbon on my ring finger too. I mention that because I can. That's Mommy off the Record, in the background. In case you're squinting to read it. Oh, who am I kidding - of course you were...