"I'm tap, tap, tap, tap tapping along!"

That is a Sesame Street song, yes? In any case, it couldn't be more apt. Today I brought home my brand new baby. I now have me very own laptop! I can write in bed now and have absolutely no excuse for not being productive (dammit!) Oh, that tick, tap, metallic slap of the keys is simply divine. It's technological music to my ears! I am very excited. I have even given her (yes, her) a name. This is Doris. Heellooooooo! So, for future reference, if ever I'm slagging off a Doris for being incompetent or faulty, I am not talking about an in-law, no, just my shiny new toy. Nighty-night all!