Eavesdropping yields good results

[Overheard in this place. Man, I've got to eat there more often. I'll never be short of blogging material!] Young Woman (gesticulating to her girlfriends): "Guess what, I have this friend at work...well, he's not really a friend, just a colleague. Anyway, well, guess what he buys for lunch everyday? He buys a giant sized (chinese) spring roll and then he buys a Twirl (chocolate bar) and then he smooshes a hole in the spring roll, shoves the Twirl inside, and then eats it. How totally gross is that?!" I must admit, I have to agree.