Treading the thin line between irony and failure

I swear upon a box of kittens and my modesty that I did not in any way stage this photo. Keira did not have a good day yesterday toilet wise and it was like I was housetraining a little puppy. Then I come across this beauty. It would've been even more effective, darling, if you'd've squatted over the book itself and I could add an editorial bubble or something saying, "This is what I think of you, book!" Thank god she didn't 'hit' it though, as it's a library book and I couldn't face going in there to explain the...er...condition!