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Monday, March 12, 2007

...And because we need a laugh too



To explain: this is a REAL song. Like most heavy metal though, the words are virtually incomprehensible. So, this guy decided to (jokingly) decipher the lyrics for you. It's funny.

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Blogger strauss said ... (5:31 am) : 

Classic! I wonder what the real words were.

 

Blogger Miscellaneous-Mum said ... (12:42 pm) : 

One day I'll look them up and see. Adam found the original song on youtube too, but it's been removed so I can't post it to compare

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (3:12 pm) : 

here's the real lyrics, but they make as much sense as the hamster and steven seagull.
thanks for the giggle

Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborne, 7th Seeker
Warrior!
Disciple!
In me the Wishmaster

Elbereth
Lorien

A dreamy-eyed child staring into night
On a journey to storyteller's mind
Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in him
Distant sigh from a lonely heart
"I'll be with you soon, my Shalafi"
Grey Havens my destiny

Master!...

Silvara
Starbreeze

Sla-Mori the one known only by Him
To august realms, the sorcery within
If you hear the call of arcane lore,
your world shall rest on Earth no more
A maiden elf calling with her cunning song
"Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"
Heartborne will find the way!

Master!...

Wishmaster
Crusade for Your will
A child, dreamfinder
The Apprentice becoming...

Master!...

 

Blogger Celfyddydau said ... (10:55 pm) : 

I just loved this and had to go and look up the real lyrics, but I should have checked here first!

 

Anonymous Shelly said ... (8:47 pm) : 

That was SO FUNNY!!!! I think my favourite bits were about the otter with arms so silky clean and the elf with her cunning soap. Hilarious!!!

 

Blogger Miscellaneous-Mum said ... (9:20 am) : 

Thanks all, and thanks anon, that helps...kind of...;)

 

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