Random Thoughts

I sneezed yesterday. Big Time. It felt great. Which prompted the thought: "Gee when was the last time I actually remember sneezing?" It's been a while. Obviously, the weather is starting to turn. As you can see from my above point, my thought meter is almost expired for the week. TGIF (Thank God It's Friday). I taped the Oscars at the beginning of the week. I haven't even watched 1/3 of it yet. Shows how my life has evolved. In the 'olden days' I would've had that baby watched, dissected, analysed and my own speech refined (again) for that point in the future when I would myself be stepping onto that stage to accept the Best Original Screenplay award. And hopefully snog ('kiss') Clive Owen on my way up. Just because....well...that would be cool. Clive Owen would then fall in love with me (in this fantasy neither of us would be married, naturally) and then I would have the lamentable problem of juggling a writing career AND being the partner of someone famous. I would feel like Arthur Miller. So, it probably wouldn't work, sorry Clive. You can see how much time I've devoted to this daydream already. And I have kids standing beside me with their Oliver Twist looks on their faces, "Mum, can we please be fed?". No, go away children. Mummy's having fun. Oh, boo. They're not moving. OK, OK, I'm off.