Oh, Google, I thought we were friends

Until you sent this person to me: should a penis banjo string break? I honestly don't know how to feel, because Google obviously feels that I am an authority on penises, because I came second in the ranking to this baffling question. I am sure whoever it was came away from Miscellaneous Mum as unenlightened as they were when they arrived (on the subject of penises, anyway). Don't get me wrong. I have a working (!! not that way!!) knowledge of penises. I know the difference between circumcised ones, and non-circumcised ones (don't ask me why...well, maybe you can). But this question had me stumped. And interested. So I did a search of my own. Apparently there is such a thing called the 'banjo string' on a penis and, yes, it can break and - I read - it is quite painful. Yeoch. So there you go. Next time someone googles this topic, they may be sent here and, next time, I'll actually have something half-informative to give back to them. I'm sorry though to the person who Googles "Love Beads How to extract? Help?" You're on your own. Boy, right now I'm glad my mother doesn't read my blog.