WW - choose your own title

Updated: The winners! Adam picked la bellina mammina who said: "Who's cuter?" I picked autofocused who said:"If I hold this oversized-plastic pickle high enough, perhaps they won't notice the hat.....just keep smiling...." Okay, here's your chance. The person who gives the best caption to this photo will get credit for it forevermore (including a link). I'm holding - in case you can't tell! - a pickle. A kid toy. Why? That would take too long to explain. Please - no gags about the hat. My family has made sure I've heard them all already. Oh, okay then, the hat's game too. I'm not scared!