Moments like these...

"Mum, you're weeing in the SHOWER!" "No Keira, it's just the water running down my legs. It looks like I am, but I'm not" It's too late, I can't convince her otherwise, and Keira is doubled over in hysterics. Gee, she's easily amused some days. Added Later: "Keira, NO!" The potty villain strikes again. This time, she's up at the bathroom sink, put the plug in, and is running the water full pelt. I heard the force of it at the other end of the house. I run in to stop it just as it was reaching the top.... And they wonder why there's a water shortage (apart from my own extravagances)