WW - Here I go on about breasts again

Keira: Mum! Here's a ball. Me: Thank you. [I take the ball to throw it, but that's obviously not what she had in mind.] Keira: No! Put it in your top! Me: No - I'll stretch it! Keira: Make bigger boobies! Me (considering this to be a cheaper alternative to plastic surgery): Okay then! Wha-la!